ha

joe told me to read the paper so i can have an intelligent conversation. i don't think i have those. unless it's via facebook or txt. even then not so bright.

blabber

the snow is pretty. don't love that it's april but ok. i saw my sister in speech today. she is awesome! i ate too many cheese things and i am feeling quite ill. when will i ever learn? i think my kids have watched way too much tv already this weekend. i wish certian people didn't work so early on saturdays. i wonder if they will cancel super saturday b/c of the snow. i wonder how i will know if they cancel. ok i found the paper. i'm pretty proud of myself for keeping that paper. i cannot wait for school to be done. 25 more days. so glad. i believe i am going out tomorrow night. this scratch on my boob really hurts. dumb. i think i may head to the gym. on a friday night. yip- freaking- yee. i lead a charmed life.

no one said i was smart

i used wart freezer on something that is not a wart. it hurts. a lot.

dumb food

i'm only supposed to have 1100 - 1500 calories a day while dieting. i got to 1400 yesterday with just the bare essentials. which means i didn't pass out but felt like i was going to. no exaggeration here. i will actually pass out when my sugars go haywire. i really don't know what to cut from my diet. here is what i eat all day. breakfast: egg, toast, piece of meat, grape juice. if i don't eat exactly this my day is already wrecked. snack: yogurt and protein bar. Lunch: canned chicken w/ carrot and 1/2 tsp mayo in a tortilla. snack: yogurt or protein bar. dinner: whatever we are having in a small dose~ chicken and rice, tacos w/out cheese, blah blah. that's it. now where do i cut calories? and i do know this is a stupid blog but this is the subject at hand. sorry.

veggies

i finally started reading skinny bitch. it's nasty. i've always had issues with milk consumption. i might become a vegetarian after reading this though. i see the videos. i know all the things the cows and pigs go through. i have problems with the rotting-ness that is on them. here's the dilemma. hypoglycemia. i have to eat protein all the time or i become a mess. a terrible nasty mess. ask anyone. the 2nd part of the dilemma is money. all the things that are vegan are quite expensive. and take preparation. i am all for fast meals. brown the ground beef, add sauce, boil noodles. there ya go. anyway~ i ordered the vegan starter kit. i think on wednesday i am going to start trying the vegan way out. actually vegans don't eat eggs. i love eggs. vegetarian then. wednesday is when i am going grocery shopping. this is why i'm waiting till then. it makes sense.

blah

i have actually done nothing but sit on the couch all day.

today

i am crabby. i feel like crying. and i need more sleep. i hate money. the stupid eye doctors took it all. and walgreens. infections should be free. at least my house is mine again. i cleaned yesterday. i feel better about it. now the kids' rooms need to be overhauled. they are going to do it though. otherwise the trash would be overflowing. and they don't love it when i throw away things. it's cloudy and cold. i really should never eat dairy again. it's very bad for me. my fingers are falling apart. all the skin around my nails is peeling. it hurts. see i'm crabby.

girl

last night i told my daughter to eat like a lady to which she replied *but i don't want to be a lady* i asked her what she wanted to be~ she says *a person*. i totally agree. who wants to be a freaking lady? i'd rather have fun and look like a bit of an ass. i told her she needed to have manners though. trying to be a decent grownup.

whoohoo

i'm going to PA! yes i am! *singing and dancing*

mornings

i don't like mornings. never have. i really don't like mornings when something has to be done. like get the kids breakfast, dressed and to school. i want summer. relaxing mornings. i won't have to say *shh your brother is still asleep* 800 times b/c I will still be in bed. or i need a bigger house where the bedrooms are far, far away from the kitchen.

oops

my husband has had a clogged tear duct for a few days and has really been complaining about it. it's been a tad annoying. turns out he has to have surgery on his tear duct. and he has a very large, painful infection. i feel bad for not being more sympathetic. on the other hand~ the doctor told him not to mix alcohol with the pain meds. he has had tequila and wine. such a smart boy.

revalation

things stay in my head till i write them down. hence~ the blog. but i have heartburn so it's going to have to wait