random thoughts of right now

the days fly. well, most days do. my weekends are monday and tuesday which makes it quite difficult to figure out what day it is any other time of the week. my fingers are so dry they are splitting. jackie chan movies have gone considerably downhill. i need to write down thoughts on every book i read~ otherwise, i can't recall anything except if i like it or not. is slapping someone considered assault? i enjoy boxed wine. i am so glad i quit the bank job. i got a couple more houses to clean~ super happy about that. i will never like mango~ just decided that. truly wish i could have a pb&j sandwich. i think my lawn will be completely devoid of grass this year. i am thankful for my fast growing hair genes but wow, this is silly. i don't think shoes should cost so much. i find it hard to be a good parent when i am an unhappy person. i love my canary. duvet covers are aggravating. i love the smell of biolage shampoo. naps should be easier. i used to think that i needed to get into at least one punching fight in my life~ i don't think that anymore. it would appear that backyards are for little kids while front yards entice the older ones. i had no idea (till just now) that entice was spelled with an e. i like pot roast way better than pork roast. mylar balloons last freaking forever. until i was a semi grownup i thought the lyrics to *secret agent man* said secret asian man. true story.